07 May 2008
Ongoing anime Democratic primary battle
Thanks to greatn on the Something Awful forums for a follow-up to his brilliant analysis of the March primaries.
TIMES TEN!
Obama did just that last night in Nc and kicked Hillary(Vegeta's) ass.
But then she went Oozaru mode and turned into a giant ape, inceasing her power level by 20 to try and beat him in Indiana. But high black turnout(Yajirobe) cut off her tail and with the spirit bomb it was essentially a tie and she barely escaped with her life.
Now Obama has to train in 100 times gravity(Kentucky and West Virginia) but he's the nominee basically.
05 May 2008
Egregious misuse of scientific equipment
I'm just impressed the thing didn't burst into flames...
04 March 2008
Politics even the kids can understand
Wisdom from the mind of Something Awful forums member "greatn"
I'm speechless.
It's basically this.
Hillary Clinton is Freiza.
After Goku(Obama), together with help from Piccolo(Edwards) was able to defeat her(Iowa), she revealed her final true form and was too powerful for the two of them(New Hampshire). As last ditch effort Goku used the Spirit Bomb(Nevada) and barely defeated Frieza, or so he though but Frieza was still alive. A bunch of minor characters were then killed off, including Krillin(Kucinich). Goku got so angry he went Super Saiyan(Super Tuesday), and began to outfight Frieza. His power level was off the charts(everything post Super Tuesday). Then Frieza decided if she couldn't win nobody could(scorched earth campaign), and threw her most powerful blast at the planet Namek(Democratic party), ensuring its destruction because Frieza can breath in space and Goku could not. Goku continued to defeat her though(Wisconsin), and Frieza decided to unleash her full 100% power(today). Gan Goku the Super Saiyan defeat Frieza and save the planet Namek?
History tells us yes.
Howard Dean back on Earth will gather the dragon balls and wish the planet Namek(Democratic party) back. Obama will make it back to Earth in time for the general elections, though Hillary will return in some Cyborg form... to be destroyed by Mitt Romney's son from the future?
Basically, that's how it is.
I'm speechless.
