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Labels: media, stupid

Hobnox Audiotool is an awesome emulation system for some classic old synths and drum machines and a mess of effects. I was curious if a Flash version of ReBirth existed and this thing definitely exceeded my expectations. Things can get pretty sophisticated, this is the Drum & Bass preset:

This site requires Flash 10 so you might be asked to upgrade.

OK I lied I'm also not asleep because Star Wars is on TV.

Labels: APT, internet

You can donate on behalf of anybody you like like your mom, a family pet, that nice guy at your corner store, etc.:

Labels: politics

This is it people, until someone manages to cram a tiny TV into them* we have reached the zenith of nutz:

Behold Brakenutz! For only $49.99 plus shipping you can have glowing testes on your truck! There's a video available too.

*If you do this cut me in on a piece of the action

Labels: nutz, tech

Awful Forums member "iw" puts together some stats from when Sarah Palin was mayor of Wasalia, AK

1998 Wasilla rates per 100,000 vs. National average vs. average for towns under 10,000:

Assault (aggravated & all others)
National: 702.5
Wasilla: 1750
Small Towns: 789.3

Burglary
National: 125.5
Wasilla: 1950
Small Towns: 135.8

DWI
National: 521
Wasilla: 2816
Small Towns: 818.2

Drugs
National: 596.2
Wasilla: 850
Small Towns: 537.2

Larceny:
National: 505.6
Wasilla: 3566.0
Small Towns: 574.3

Robbery:
National: 46.9
Wasilla: 116.6
Small Towns: 25.2

Sexual Assault (forcible rape + "sex offenses")
National: 47.3
Wasilla: 166.6
Small Towns: 42.4

Looks like Joe Six Pack has a taste for check fraud and meth.

Labels: politics